War is a Dick

I picked up Darksiders during the awesome Steam Summer Camp Sale and it’s pretty damn good, but the protagonist? He’s a dick!

Some cool Irish giant blacksmith hammer dude helps you out in a fight and crafts a gun for you. How do you react? Well if you’re a prick the answer is: Point that gun right at him and be all stupid about everything. Don’t be grateful and don’t you dare be a sympathetic character! I guess it makes for a good metaphor, since his name is War, and war never changes. Or has it changed? Who knows anymore..

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